Twilight

Let me start by saying I have never heard of these books nor have I seen the movie. However, it begs the question:


Why are there no happy vampires?



Okay, that ONE chick on the left seems okay, but still.


I mean, they're just people, right? Sure, they drink blood and can't hold down a day job, but hey, you live forever, have super-human abilities and can control people.

And if you make any cool friends - blammo - BFF has a whole new meaning (or it actually means what it says it means now)!

The only real downside are the vampire hunters and that's just a matter of Darwinism at work.



But nooooooooooo... it's all black leather and brooding unless you're in black leather and cackling with evil joy. And half of that just has to do with the fact that black leather is durable and goes with anything.



So vampires - cheer the f*** up. You have your whole lives ahead of you.