Get the Rimshot Ready

With the Super Bowl now less than two weeks away, and seeing as how the teams have been set, it's high time everyone starts to think about their Super Bowl Parties.

Of course, you could go the pizza route, but if you want something delivered, order early. Really early. Or, you could go with something like the chains where you order the pizza so you can take it home and cook it. Take out would work, if you order in the morning and pick up. Or heck, ask them to under cook it the night before, and then stuff it in the over before the game!

I've never had the chance to go the fast food route. Just buy a bunch of Famous Stars or Quarter Pounders. Maybe that might work. Have some fries.... Or if there's a Weinershnitzel nearby....

But then there's the good ol' BBQ. You might have hot dogs. And how can you refuse a nice "steamed ham?" (It's a regional dialect. Upstate New York. Not from Utica, no. It's an... Albany expression.) For those of you that don't speak Simpson, a "steamed ham" is a way of referring to a 1/4 lb. patty on a bun. Or if you wanna take your time - some slow cooked pork in BBQ sauce. Mmmmm - tasy! You'd be able to call them Ben Roethlis-Burgers and Matt Baby Hassel-Back Ribs!


For those of you who may be wondering (or are very confused):
Yes. I did in fact write this entire post in order to make very bad football/food fusion puns. And I was able to slip in a Simpson gag for good measure. I'm not very proud, but I am prouder than I should be.

And I can live with that.